“I don’t know how I got this one!”
I think it’s time I put a stop to watching Arrow.
My wife is constantly covered in bruises and she claims she doesn’t know how it happens. I think she’s out on the mean streets of Canberra fighting crime. But a more likely story is that she’s just clumsy.
It’s a fun game really, “Where’d ya get that bruise?”
Because I care for my wife, I googled “how can I stop being so clumsy” in the hope that I can put an end to this madness.
Yahoo answers (like always) provided an ‘interesting’ answer. According to “Paul”, my wife could be clumsy because she can not see well. Paul, you might be on to something there mate because she struggles to see at night.
Now don’t go thinking, “James is so mean, he’s picking on his wife”, she told me to write about her bruises! Maybe she wanted me to write a post about her being clumsy to throw the police off her crime fighting vigilante scent.
I’m on to you Mrs Tew.
Either way, maybe it is time I start accepting the fact she might be making a few compensation claims against our insurance some time in the future.
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